M.C. Iggy on the mic!

Gettin’ squeak toys in my mouth, I ain’t gonna let go

Make my human spend her money on me at the Petco

All the bitches play bow when I wag my tail

Pretty perfumed poodle playthings and they’re all for sale

All the ladies in the joint, let me hear you holla

M.C. Iggy in the hizzouse with the bling-bling collar!

What are you doing, Iggy?

“Rockin’ the mic! I got diamond bling!”

It’s not diamond bling, Iggy. It’s just a new ID tag with an updated phone number. And why are you piling up your squeak toys in your crate?

“Pimping my crib!”

Well, all right then —

“I’m doggy-stylin’!”

Okay, you don’t have any idea what you’re saying, do you?

“Not really, no.”

UPDATE: I changed the title of this post; it used to be “Song of the Schnauzer.” See the comments for an explanation.

9 thoughts on “M.C. Iggy on the mic!

  1. Yeah, I changed the title. “Song of the Schnauzer” was a reference to those captioned pictures of loud animals — squawking birds, etc. — all over the Internet that say “It’s 3 a.m. Let me sing you the song of my people.” A little while ago it occurred to me that it could also be interpreted as a reference to the old Disney film “Song of the South.” A title that evokes a film containing racist scenes and imagery, combined a post featuring a confused attempt at hip-hop — just a little loaded, n’est-ce pas?

    Anyway, nobody’s complained, so maybe I’m being hyper-sensitive. But why risk it?

    I’m sure there are people who’ll think I’m being an oversensitive politically-correct liberal white girl — but fuck ’em. It’s my blog.


    — Karen

  2. This is to funny + I thought I was the only one who made dialogue for my pets + I love it.

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