Iggy offers guidance to Muppet.


I probably could.

“Sure, you could.  But you can’t.”


I’m infected, remember?  I have to.

“You’ve been on antibiotics all week.  If you didn’t by now, she’ll figure—sshh, here she is.  Hi Karen!”


Hi Iggy!



Yes, Muppet?


This is a nice mat.

I’m glad you like it.


It’s soft.

Yes, it is.  It’s really for when you guys track in dirt and mud, but if you want, I can get you one just to lay on.


See, Iggy?

“But she didn’t say—“



“Oh no.”


Yes, Muppet?


Can I pee on this?  I’d really like to pee on this.  Can I pee on this please?





“I told you so!”


Did you, Iggy?  Good boy!  Muppet, listen to Iggy.  He knows what he’s talking about.


“Yeah!  What did I say, Muppet?”


You said it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.  



“That’s right.  What should you have done, Muppet?”


I should have just peed.


“That’s right.”




I’ll listen to you next time, Iggy.

I’m getting the crate back out.