Iggy, impressive.

“Yeah, I kind of opened a portal to another dimension. Sorry.”

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Iggy finds his calling.

“Hey Karen?”

Yes, Iggy?

“I’ve been thinking.”

Have you now.

“Yes, and I’ve made a decision.”

What have you decided?

“I’ve decided that I’d like to be a service dog.”

Really?

“Yes.  I’d be a great service dog.”

Well, a service dog is a very nice thing to be.  I’ll find out what kind of training you have to get.

“I’ll need a poodle.”

What?

“To practice with.”

Practice what?

“Servicing.”

Yeah, no.

“Damn!”