You’re a puppet, Iggy.

“Am not!  You’re the puppet!”

No, I’m the Muppet!

“Puppet!”

Muppet!

“Puppet!”

Muppet!

“You’re nasty!”

Am not!  You’re unfit!

“Well, you’re a girl!”

This is what I get for letting them watch the news all damned year.  Go vote anyway, and soon this will all be over.