Oh, Christ.
What’s wrong, Muppet?
Iggy is so NEEDY.
“Hey! I heard that!”
On behalf of Iggy, Muppet, the cats, Brian and myself, may all of your needs be met this New Year.
“I’M NOT NEEDY!”
Month December 2016
Iggy and Muppet Comfort the Afflicted.
Well, hi!
“Hi Karen!”
Karen, are you okay?
Feeling a little better, thanks.
Can you play the chase game with us?
Sorry, Muppet, I can’t chase you guys.
“So you still have back slammers?”
They’re back splatters, Iggy.
Spasms, guys. Back spasms.
“You still have back things?”
Yes, I do.
So you can’t run after us?
No, I’m afraid I’m stuck here for now.
“Can you move at all?”
Not really. It’s sweet of you to cuddle with–
“Yay! I’m chasing the cat!”
I’m gonna tear up the throw pillows!
“Hey Muppet, I bet you can’t jump from the back of the loveseat!”
Can too! Watch me!
Dammit. (Also, ouch.)
An Iggy Christmas.
Did you have a nice Christmas, Iggy?
“I guess.”
Did you get anything you wanted?
“I got a bacon chew treat for a minute.”
For a minute?
“Muppet took it.”
I’m sorry, Iggy.
“That’s okay, I’ll just jump on her later and scare the hell out of her.”
Iggy, I don’t think you —
“Probably around 3 AM.”
Wonderful.
“Gotta rest up — gonna be a busy night.”
The Iggy Dialogues 