“Look at me! Look how cute I am!”
Yes, Iggy, you’re cute.
“I’ve even got one ear flopping near my eye!”
Yes, I see that.
“I’m way more adorable than a stupid wallet!”
That’s not the point —
“It’s just a boring black lump! I’m sweet! I have a fluffy little face!”
You chewed up my driver’s license and credit cards, Iggy.
“Heh. Yeah. It was fun.”
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