“What are you trying to say?”
Nothing, Iggy.
Month July 2015
Iggy, Ready For His Closeup.
“YES!”
Iggy?
“HA HA!”
Iggy–
“I am a photobombing GOD!”
Iggy.
“What, mortal?”
It doesn’t count if you were supposed to be in the picture.
“Oh.”
Road tripping.
Do you like car rides, Muppet?
I dunno. I guess. Sometimes.
Sometimes? Why only sometimes?
Well, I mean, they’re okay. But then — oh, hang on —
What?
WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING, YOU MORON!
Wow–
WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMNED IMPORTANT THAT YOU GOTTA STARE AT YOUR DAMNED PHONE?!
Muppet–
OR ARE YOU WATCHING DRIVING LESSONS ON YOUTUBE? DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE STUDIED UP BEFORE YOU GOT IN THE CAR?!
Okay–
YA SCHMUCK!
Muppet, you okay there?
Yeah. Can we go home?
Good idea. Let’s get you home so you can calm down.
I’m fine. I wanna jump on Iggy’s head, then I’m gonna bark for a while.
Of course you are.
The Iggy Dialogues 