Fluffy says he wants to win the Publix Paws Photo Contest to get a supermarket gift card for his human. What Fluffy doesn’t say is that he favors cutting funds for early childhood education.
Lulu likes to talk about how sweet she appears with a squeaky toy in her mouth and a tutu around her waist. But when will Lulu talk about ISIS? Or is Lulu a secret terrorist sympathizer?
And isn’t Bongo just adorable with his football chew toy? But if Bongo had his way, we’d all have Ebola right now.
Vote for Iggy so your children don’t end up imbecile hostages with Ebola.
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