Hi, everyone. Just a reminder that today is the last day you can vote for Iggy in that pet photo contest Iggy and I have been telling you about.
“That’s right, Karen. It’s easy, reader people — click the link and you’ll go straight to my picture. Simply click ‘vote’ and you’re done! Karen says we’re getting a lot of votes but I shouldn’t get my hopes up because there are other dogs with more votes.”
Well, yeah, Iggy, it might be kind of a long shot, but it’s worth a try.
“Yep. So please vote for me, reader people.”
“Or I’ll die.”
Wait, what? You’re not going to die, Iggy. It’s just a photo contest.
“Okay, vote for me or I’ll eat this kitten.”
You don’t have a kitten.
“The reader people don’t know that! They can’t see what I’m doing right now!”
That doesn’t mean you can lie to them.
“Yes it does!”
No, Iggy. Nobody’s dying, nobody’s getting eaten.
“I’m waving a crossbow around in a room full of bunnies, reader people!”
You’re in your crate with a chewy hedgehog and a toy sheep.
“It’s gonna be a baby bunny bloodbath!”
No it isn’t.
Stop it, Iggy.
“Well, can I get some bunnies?”
“I’d like one bunny and a crossbow, please.”
“How about a poodle?”
Lay down, Iggy.
“We’re gonna lose.”