“Hi reader people — Iggy here! You know that photo contest Karen and I have mentioned before? Well, it’s still going on. You can vote every day through October 21st. Karen looked at the vote count and thinks we might have a decent shot at making it to the finals!”
Well, I’m not entirely sure, but so far it’s going okay.
“Yay! So please click here to vote for me.”
Yes, Iggy and I would greatly appreciate it. The link will take you straight to Iggy’s picture — just click the “vote” button and you’re done.
“Yes! Vote for me! Otherwise, so help me, I’ll pee on everything you hold dear!”
“What! I want to be persuasive.”
Persuasive is fine. Threatening is not. Readers, I promise, Iggy won’t pee on any of your belongings.
“Just a little bit?”
“Fine. Please vote for me, reader people, despite the fact that there will be no repercussions if you don’t.”
Much better, Iggy.