“Why is everyone so excited?”
Well, Iggy, it’s a very nice day. There are a lot of people who wanted to get married but couldn’t, and now they can.
“That’s it? They’re excited over a piece of paper?”
Yes, they are. It’s very important to some people.
“I don’t need paper–”
That’s okay for you —
“I pee outside!”
“Sorry, I had to.”
It would be okay if it were funny.
“To be fair, you could say that about a lot of stuff on this blog.”
“So why couldn’t they get married before?”
Because some people are morons.
“Well, I’m glad the morons lost.”