“Why is everyone so excited?”

Well, Iggy, it’s a very nice day.  There are a lot of people who wanted to get married but couldn’t, and now they can.

“That’s it?  They’re excited over a piece of paper?”

Yes, they are.  It’s very important to some people.

“I don’t need paper–”

That’s okay for you —

“I pee outside!”

Iggy.

“Sorry, I had to.”

It would be okay if it were funny.

“To be fair, you could say that about a lot of stuff on this blog.”

True.

“So why couldn’t they get married before?”

Because some people are morons.

“Well, I’m glad the morons lost.”

Me too.