Do you like car rides, Muppet?
I dunno. I guess. Sometimes.
Sometimes? Why only sometimes?
Well, I mean, they’re okay. But then — oh, hang on —
What?
WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING, YOU MORON!
Wow–
WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMNED IMPORTANT THAT YOU GOTTA STARE AT YOUR DAMNED PHONE?!
Muppet–
OR ARE YOU WATCHING DRIVING LESSONS ON YOUTUBE? DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE STUDIED UP BEFORE YOU GOT IN THE CAR?!
Okay–
YA SCHMUCK!
Muppet, you okay there?
Yeah. Can we go home?
Good idea. Let’s get you home so you can calm down.
I’m fine. I wanna jump on Iggy’s head, then I’m gonna bark for a while.
Of course you are.
The Iggy Dialogues 
I’m looking for a new navigator, is Muppet available for special engagements? 🙂
I don’t know — this weekend I learned that she gets carsick as hell. And she figured out how to get out of her harness. So there’s that too.
Driving with her is an adventure.
Ugh. I think I’ll stick to Evie’s “singing” after all.