“What are we doing here?”
It’s a surprise, Iggy.
“Steak! It’s steak!”
It’s not steak.
“Treats?”
No.
“Can I eat it?”
No. Now hush.
“Phooey.”
I need you to get in the back seat.
“Why?”
I told you, it’s a surprise.
“Fine.”
Okay, here we go. Surprise!
Hello.
“AAAAAAGGGGHHH! A POODLE!”
Iggy–
“A POODLE!”
She’s–
“AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! I GOT A POODLE!”
Yeah, okay. You got a poodle. You know what, Iggy, try to calm down while we drive home, okay?
“I’M PERFECTLY CALM!”
Great.
“HI POODLE!”
But I–
Just go with it.
If you say so.
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She’s a little cutie. 🙂
She’s adorable. But she’s… well, that’s for a future Iggy Dialogue. 🙂
She is just beautiful! Iggy you must be the luckiest dog on earth today…
Says Iggy: “Hmm.”