“This is uncomfortable.”
You’re getting subcutaneous fluids. You’re dehydrated. Hold still.
“My skin is stretching. Yuck.”
It’s temporary. Your body will absorb it, and you’ll be fine.
“I don’t like it here.”
Then why did you make me bring you?
Yes you do. Tell me why.
“Well, you know how the cats throw up a lot?”
They never stop reminding me. Comes with being a cat, I think.
“I thought maybe if I joined in, they’d like me.”
Brilliant. Did you ever think of just keeping your nose out of their butts?
“Yeah, but I didn’t wanna. This was a better idea.”
It was? How’d it work out for you, Quasimodo?