Yo! M.C. Iggy in the HOUSE, y’all! Let me see ya jump up on the couch! Wag those tails in the air! Yeah…
All the sucka mutts runnin’ from me every night
‘Cause I don’t bark, baby, I’m just gonna bite
Well, okay, then. You go on with your bad self.
I just look at my toy and I make it squeak
All the hydrants thank me when I take a leak
Oh, great. Stay classy, Iggy.
All the kitties cry for mommy when they see me comin’
I’m the —
“Um… hmmm… oh boy. Um… okay. Psst, Karen — is he still there?”
Fine, human. I’d hate for the schnauzer to wet the couch. Goodbye.
“Is he gone?”
He’s gone. You okay?
“Um… kind of?”
Would you like your squeaky elephant?
Here you go. Feel better now?
Of course you are.