Yo! M.C. Iggy in the HOUSE, y’all! Let me see ya jump up on the couch! Wag those tails in the air! Yeah…
All the sucka mutts runnin’ from me every night
‘Cause I don’t bark, baby, I’m just gonna bite
Well, okay, then. You go on with your bad self.
I just look at my toy and I make it squeak
All the hydrants thank me when I take a leak
Oh, great. Stay classy, Iggy.
All the kitties cry for mommy when they see me comin’
I’m the —
“Ohshit — WELL! HI, ELWOOD!”
“Um… hmmm… oh boy. Um… okay. Psst, Karen — is he still there?”
Yes, schnauzer. I’m still here.
“Ohmygod he is, isn’t he. Yeah. Um… Karen? I’m kinda worried now? You know, just a little bit?”
Okay, stop it, Elwood.
Fine, human. I’d hate for the schnauzer to wet the couch. Goodbye.
“Is he gone?”
He’s gone. You okay?
“Um… kind of?”
Would you like your squeaky elephant?
Here you go. Feel better now?
“I’m ftill M. Fee Iggy, oo know.”
Of course you are.
8 thoughts on “Gangsta Schnauza. Sort of.”
Ha I love Iggy….I’m diggin’ the soothing M.C. Iggy vernacular this evening.
Thank you! I’m not sure he really knows what he’s saying, but it keeps him busy, which is always good. 🙂
yes, I will jump on the couch (that makes my staff crazy, I like that)
btw: my hydrants are ungrateful they always look like grumpy cat… think I rather will honor the trees :o)
Excellent plan! 🙂
Haha Iggy, you are adorable… I mean, I mean… badass? is that better?
Hugs, Carrie and Pups x
Adorable is more accurate, but yes, I think he would prefer badass. 🙂
Oh my gosh, what a cutie!
On behalf of Iggy the Wonder Schnauzer, thank you. 🙂