“Hey, Karen! Do you read The Indecisive Eejit?”
I do. She’s got a fun perspective on things. And I see she said some very kind things about you today, didn’t she — wait, where are you going?
“Looking for the neighbor’s Chihuahua!”
Uh oh —
“Hey Chihuahua! You hear that?! The Indecisive Eejit says I’m witty and funny!”
Yip yip yip yip!
“What’d you say, Chihuahua?”
Yip yip yip yip!
Iggy, what did I tell you about teasing other dogs?
“But he’s not a dog, he’s a Chihuahua! He’s just a pocket-sized piss dispenser!”
Iggy —
“Hey Chihuahua! You know what ‘Chihuahua’ is Spanish for? Chipmunk!”
Iggy, I don’t think that’s what it means —
Yip yip yip yip!
“Aw, look, the chipmunk is trying to bark!”
Yip yip yip yip!
“You know what? That’s really more like a squeak.”
Iggy —
“He’s all squeaky! Hey, neighbor lady, you might wanna oil your chipmunk!”
Okay, we’re going inside now.
“Witty and funny!”
Thank you very much to The Indecisive Eejit. If you’re here because she sent you —
“HI READER PEOPLE! HI HI HI HI HI!! I’M WITTY AND FUNNY!”
— then welcome, thank you for stopping by —
“WITTY AND FUNNY!!!”
— and sorry about the noise.
The Iggy Dialogues 
I hope your heartworm test was a false positive Iggy. You are witty and funny. Now be nice to the neighbor’s chipmunk.
Thanks! He’s not showing any symptoms, so if he has it, it’s likely very early stage. We should know by next Friday, and we’ll go from there. The vet’s confident that he’ll be okay, which is reassuring.
But being nice to the neighbor’s chipmunk? That’s not gonna happen.
🙂
Iggy…you’re a naughty boy! ‘Sides, them chipmunk dogs are more likely to bite. I know, my mother always had purse-size dogs and they always bossed my big dog around. 😄
Ha! Yeah, Iggy loves other dogs, but doesn’t seem to know what to make of Chihuahuas. “Okay, you’re kind of like a dog, but… not.”
Well, if it’s any comfort to him, I don’t know what to make of them either. Yorkies either. It’s just weird meeting dogs smaller than my cats! 😉
A pocket-sized piss dispenser? My Chihuahua told me not to call him that. so of course now I will call him that all the time while the kitty sits back and laughs.
It seems the Eejit has some great advice and I plan to follow. Looking forward to the next witty and funny installment.
Thanks! To be honest, though, I suspect cats sit back and laugh at everything we do. And not in a good way. 🙂
Ahh tell Iggy he is very funny, but he’s not allowed to torture the next door neighbours Chihuahua, unless of course it deserves it lol
Well, to be fair to Iggy, the Chihuahua does run into our backyard sometimes, and that’s Iggy’s territory. And he IS a Chihuahua, so…
🙂