“Oh… wow.”
“Hmm. Okay, then. Um… wow.”
Iggy?
“Yeah, okay… wow.”
You okay, Iggy?
“FINE! Fine. Okay. Yeah. Just fine.”
All right.
“Yeah. Um… yeah. Wow. Yeah…”
“Yeeeaaaaaaahhh… wow.”
What?
“NOTHING! Fine! I’m fine!”
Okay.
“Yep, yep, yep. Fine. Um… oh boy, wow… yeah… wow… okay… yeah… hmmmph… hoo boy… oh boy oh boy oh boy…”
Iggy —
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN I HAVE A SNACK!!!”
Sorry, Iggy. That’s human food.
“I KNEW THAT!”
Good boy.
“AAAAGGGHHH. Wow.”
The Iggy Dialogues 
that are the dark moment of a dogs life… I know :o)
Iggy showed admirable restraint, I must say.
Honorable and admirable restraint. Go Iggy.
He can be impressive sometimes. I think he does it to lull me into a false sense of security. He’ll probably set fire to something any minute now.
Oh now, Iggy! All that sitting and waiting definitely deserves a little smackeral š
Hugs, Carrie and pups. x
Milk Bone! And not human food. š