“Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god –”
“– oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god –”
“– why why why why why why why why –”
“– why why why why why why why why why why why –”
“– WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY –”
“You know, a dog is a living thing.”
“I’m not a toy boat for you to throw in the tub whenever you feel like it!”
Relax, Iggy —
“I could have died!”
No, you couldn’t have.
“Well, I think I at least deserve a treat.”
Of course you do. Would you like a Milk Bone?
“I would like a goddamn side of beef, is what I would like.”
You’ll get a Milk Bone.
“I don’t want a — MILK BONE MILK BONE MILK BONE GIMME GIMME GIMME!”
“Okay, yeah, that was embarrassing just now.”
15 thoughts on “Iggy, tormented.”
The things poor Iggy must endure for his humans. I bet the cats are still laughing at him.
Of course they are. But the Milk Bones make it all worthwhile, even if he’s ashamed to admit it.
Lol the third picture from the bottom is hilarious. You’re so getting a dirty look!
What Iggy doesn’t realize is that a dirty look from a wet schnauzer is too adorable — just makes me want to piss him off even more. 😉
I guessed it as I saw your eyes… I’ve got the water torture last week too… think the survivor should get two milkbones :o)
Says Iggy: Yeah, two milkbones and a side of beef. 🙂
OMG!!! I just spit pancake everywhere!!! 😄😄😄😄
Thanks — sorry about your breakfast. I feel compelled to add that this is a read-at-your-own-risk blog; I’m not responsible for pancake cleanup. The paper towels are by the sink if you need them. I’m going back to bed.
Oh god! Soggy Iggy might just be the cutest dog in the world! MORE BATHS!! 😉
Hugs, Carrie and pups x
I won’t tell him you said that. 🙂
How did I know that this post was going to be about a bath the second I saw that picture? Just gave my pal a bath (and a really bad haicut – hers, not Iggy’s), too so this had me instantly.
Oh yeah — dogs have a definite look to them when they’re being carried to a bath.
I thought about learning how to groom Iggy myself, but I’m terrified that I’d hurt him.
My sympathies to your pal — bath time can be rough. 🙂
I have hurt my poor girl, actually. Worst feeling ever! Thankfully, I think she has forgiven me. I usually pay someone else to groom her but shame made me do it this time — she had terrible matts from the bad cut she got last time (for which I paid!) and my negligence during a recent rainy spell. 😦
Ugh. Don’t get me started on finding a good groomer — that’s a whole blog unto itself. (Then again, us and our first-world problems, right?) 🙂
So true… 🙂