Oh, if only.

“Oh… wow.”

“Hmm.  Okay, then.  Um… wow.”

Iggy?

“Yeah, okay… wow.”

You okay, Iggy?

“FINE!  Fine.  Okay.  Yeah.  Just fine.”

All right.

“Yeah.  Um… yeah.  Wow.  Yeah…”

“Yeeeaaaaaaahhh… wow.”

What?

“NOTHING!  Fine!  I’m fine!”

Okay. 

“Yep, yep, yep.  Fine.  Um… oh boy, wow… yeah… wow… okay… yeah… hmmmph… hoo boy… oh boy oh boy oh boy…” 

Iggy —

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN I HAVE A SNACK!!!”

Sorry, Iggy.  That’s human food.

“I KNEW THAT!” 

Good boy.

“AAAAGGGHHH. Wow.”