“Hi! Hi reader people! Hi hi hi hi hi! Hey, Karen, look! The Iggy Dialogues has a follower already!”
Impossible. This is just the first post here, and it’s not even published yet.
“No, really! Look! A follower!”
Let me see that… okay, Iggy, “MakeMoneyBusinessBlogging” is a spammer.
“Oooh, a spammer? Hi, spammer!”
Iggy, that’s not really a —
“I love MakeMoneyBusinessBlogging a lot!”
Whatever makes you happy.
The Iggy Dialogues 
Hahahaha! If its a legit blog, its not really a spammer.
Makes no difference to Iggy. Iggy loves indiscriminately. (And thank you for stopping by!)
Loves me some Iggy!
And Iggy loves you. He’s never met you, but that doesn’t matter; as long as he suspects that you might exist, he loves you. (And allow me to thank you here for the title — once I read it, an Iggy blog was a foregone conclusion.)