“Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god –”
“– oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god –”
“– why why why why why why why why –”
“– why why why why why why why why why why why –”
“– WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY –”
“You know, a dog is a living thing.”
“I’m not a toy boat for you to throw in the tub whenever you feel like it!”
Relax, Iggy —
“I could have died!”
No, you couldn’t have.
“Well, I think I at least deserve a treat.”
Of course you do. Would you like a Milk Bone?
“I would like a goddamn side of beef, is what I would like.”
You’ll get a Milk Bone.
“I don’t want a — MILK BONE MILK BONE MILK BONE GIMME GIMME GIMME!”
“Okay, yeah, that was embarrassing just now.”
Hi, everyone! Karen here. There won’t be a lot going on with The Iggy Dialogues today — Iggy’s dozing quietly, and I plan to spend the day on the couch with a book.
The funny thing is the lock screen on my Kindle is advertising the book I was planning to read today — Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett. I love the Discworld novels. I think my favorite —
AAAGGHHH! Okay, that was terrifying. What, Iggy?
“I’ve been thinking about how to leverage the blog!”
What are you talking about?
“You know, monetize, synergize and… um… stuff.”
“We can sell Iggy’s Wonder Treats!”
“Yeah! And we’ll make a fortune, because our treats will have the best flavor in the whole universe!”
And what flavor would that be?
Go lay down.