Aw, look at widdle Iggy!
Who’s my toasty Iggy? You are! Yes you are! You’re my toasty Iggy!
My toasty puppy!
Was my widdle Iggy puppy chilly?
Uh oh. Who got a chilly widdle nose?
Iggy got a chilly widdle nose!
“What are you–”
Is my chilly widdle Iggy cozy?
Awww! Look at my cozy widdle Iggy puppy!
“WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND FIX THE DAMNED HEAT PUMP!”
Suck it up. That’s what you get for stealing my blanket. Widdle chilly Iggy puppy!
“Cut it out!”
The repair guy will be here this afternoon–
“Hey Karen! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!”
Yes. Hey. Were you planning on saying anything else?
“Oh, wait, I mean yes! Yes! Remember that time it snowed a lot and it was really cold? And you were all worried about how I’d react when you walked me in the snow for the first time? And then I hardly noticed it and I wanted to stay outside and I was exploring and I was gonna sniff every single snowflake I could get my nose on? And you and Brian were trying to get me to come back inside ’cause you live in the south and don’t have really warm winter clothes? And you were freezing and miserable? And I just stayed right where I was?”
Yes, Iggy. What about it?
“That was great.“