“KAREN! KAREN! KAREN! KAREN!”
Iggy, I’m sitting right next to you.
“THAT’S NICE! KAREN! KAREN! KAREN!”
So you don’t have to keep shouting at me.
So what did you want?
What did you want?
“Oh! Um… nothing.”
“Wait, no! I did want something!”
What is it?
“What is what?”
What did you want, Iggy?
“Oh. I dunno.”
“I have an idea!”
“Yeah! It’s a really good idea, too!”
What’s the idea?
“What? Oh. Poodles!”
You’re not getting–
“No, no, no, I’m not asking for a poodle. I just want poodle pictures!”
Pictures? Hmm. You know something, Iggy? I’m okay with that. I tell you what, if you do well in your obedience classes, I’ll print you a bunch of poodle pictures.
“Well, no. I’d ask the poodles themselves.”
“It’s just better if the poodles themselves send me the pictures. And… um… videos.”
I don’t like this–
“I’d set up a website.”
8 thoughts on “Iggy, persistent.”
hahahah I guessed it :o) I will ask the poodles on sunday if they send a pic and videos to you :o)
I don’t know — if I were a poodle I’d be pretty offended. Or maybe I’m projecting my own prudish nature onto poodles. Maybe poodles are uninhibited. Or maybe they just have their own hangups and don’t have time to deal with mine. I have no idea.
Boy creatures; they’re all really the same. 🙂
Is it weird that I know a bunch of dogs in person, but Iggy is my favorite?
Not weird at all. On the Internet, nobody hears Iggy’s hysterical shrieking. He’s the quietest dog in the world. 🙂
(And on behalf of myself and Iggy, thank you!)
Oooo Iggy has a naughty side 😉 lol
Iggy’s a perv. 🙂