“Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.”
Iggy?
“No no no no no no no no no–”
What?
“Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod no no no this is all wrong no no no no–”
What, Iggy? What is it??
“EVERYTHING’S SIDEWAYS!!!”
Oh, Christ. Iggy, turn your head.
“IT’S TOO TERRIFYING! I CAN’T LOOK AWAY!”
No, I meant–
“WHAT I’VE SEEN CAN’T BE UNSEEN!”
Forget it.
“COME BACK! I’M SUFFERING HERE — oh.”
The Iggy Dialogues 
hahahahaha I did that too I watched tv that way…. but I have to admit that even the housewives looked better sideways :o)
I’d imagine the housewives looked wider and healthier that way. Straight up, they just look creepily thin.
Check that off the list of things I was cosenufd about.