“Karen?”
She’s not moving, Iggy.
“I see that, Muppet. Hey Karen?”
We should look closer.
“Karen!”
Karen!
“Karen!”
Huh! What! What?
“Are you napping?”
What? Yeah, I was, Iggy, yes.
Told you so, Iggy.
What’s going on? What did you want?
“Nothing.”
Seriously?
I tried to tell Iggy you were sleeping, I really did.
I appreciate that, Muppet.
He wouldn’t listen.
Sounds like him.
I even told him we should jump up on you and take a closer look, just to prove you were asleep.
Really now. Thanks a lot.
Sure!
“Are you awake now?”
I guess so, Iggy.
“Good. I have to go outside. Gotta pee.”
Fine. Just give me a minute.
“Okay.”
I didn’t want to wake you.
That’s all right, Muppet. Iggy needs to pee anyway.
Yeah, but I didn’t wake you when I had to pee or anything.
What?
I didn’t have to go outside. I let you sleep.
Well, we’re going out now, so–
It’s okay, I don’t have to.
Wait, what?
I’m fine now. And I didn’t make you wake up!
Oh no.
“Hey, what’s this near the door?”
I’m a good girl!
We need to work on your definition of “good,” Muppet.
Okay!
“Hey Karen? I know you don’t like me eating this stuff outside, but it’s clean if it’s in the house, right?”
No, Iggy! Don’t eat that!
“All right, I won’t!”
Thank you.
“I’ll stop in just a minute!”
Dammit.
I’m a very good girl!