Brr.

Aw, look at widdle Iggy!   

“Zzzz–hmmph… huh?”

Who’s my toasty Iggy?  You are!  Yes you are!  You’re my toasty Iggy!  

“What?”

My toasty puppy!  

“Seriously?”

Was my widdle Iggy puppy chilly?

“Well, actually–”

Uh oh.  Who got a chilly widdle nose?  

“What?”

Iggy got a chilly widdle nose!

“What are you–”

Is my chilly widdle Iggy cozy?

“Karen–”

Awww!  Look at my cozy widdle Iggy puppy!

“WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND FIX THE DAMNED HEAT PUMP!”

Suck it up. That’s what you get for stealing my blanket.  Widdle chilly Iggy puppy!

“Cut it out!”

The repair guy will be here this afternoon–

“Good.”

–widdle floofy-face!

“Ugh.”