I probably could.
“Sure, you could. But you can’t.”
I’m infected, remember? I have to.
“You’ve been on antibiotics all week. If you didn’t by now, she’ll figure—sshh, here she is. Hi Karen!”
This is a nice mat.
I’m glad you like it.
Yes, it is. It’s really for when you guys track in dirt and mud, but if you want, I can get you one just to lay on.
“But she didn’t say—“
Can I pee on this? I’d really like to pee on this. Can I pee on this please?
“I told you so!”
Did you, Iggy? Good boy! Muppet, listen to Iggy. He knows what he’s talking about.
“Yeah! What did I say, Muppet?”
You said it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.
“That’s right. What should you have done, Muppet?”
I should have just peed.
I’ll listen to you next time, Iggy.
I’m getting the crate back out.