“Psst — hey! Reader people! I did it! I escaped! Karen left the crate door unlocked, and I snuck out! I’m free! What a badass I am! Of course, I’m a wanted dog now. Look, see?”
Iggy? Where did you go? I found your drawing! Do you want it?
“Don’t say anything, reader people!”
There you are!
“No I’m not!”
Iggy, I can see you.
“No you can’t!”
Iggy, I’m looking right at you.
“No you’re not. I’m still in the crate. Not escaping. Nope.”
You’re in the living room.
“No I’m not! Um… okay. Maybe I am. But you can’t catch me!”
Whoa, Iggy, slow down–
“HA! Now you’ll NEVER get me!”
“You know why?”
Fine, Iggy, go ahead. Say it.
“I’M ON THE LAMB!” You know, after that you don’t deserve to hear this, but–
“What? I’m on the lamb. Anyone on a lamb can’t go to prison.”
–your thirty days of confinement are up.
Really. It’s all over, and you’re okay. You don’t have to stay in your crate anymore.
“YAY! I LOVE YOU A LOT!”
I love you too. By the way, Iggy, it’s l-a-m, not–
“I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!”
–ah, never mind. I love you too, Iggy.
8 thoughts on “Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak.”
yay! FREE IGGY! Enjoy the freedom and maybe you will meet a poodle on your walk?
Noooo!!! Don’t encourage the poodle thing! 🙂
Yaaay! Congratulations Iggy (and mum), you look so happy!… Really liked your poster though, it was terrifying!
Hugs, Carrie & Pups x
Thank you! The freedom is nice for both of us. He tired himself out barking at the cats, and now he’s curled up against me on the couch. This is a very happy day in our house.
And Iggy appreciates your acknowledgment of how terrifying he is. 🙂
WOOHOO!! Karen, make sure you check out his statements for accuracy once the paparazzi arrive and the questions start flying. He’s a tough guy with tooths, see?
A very tough guy. Wantid ded or allive, in fact. 🙂
Too cute! Congrats Iggy!
On behalf of Iggy, thank you. (He’s been celebrating all weekend.)