Good boy, Iggy! Get the Kermit!
What’s wrong, Iggy?
Come on, Iggy, you can tell me. What’s bothering you?
“Just… is this it? Eating, sleeping, pooping, chewing? Is this all there is to life?”
Wow, Iggy. I suppose so. But —
“YAAAAYYY! I was SO WORRIED! I’M A HAPPY IGGY! GIMME KERMIT!!”
Oh. Okay, I’m glad you’re good with that.
“Hell yeah! This is way better than having a job and doing laundry and stuff!”
“HA! You got SO HOSED!”