“Hmm. These boots don’t smell familiar.”
They’re new.
“Oh, that explains it. They’re nice.”
Thank you.
“Can I eat them?”
No.
“Okay, I won’t.”
Good.
“How about now?”
No. You can’t eat them, Iggy.
“Okay, I understand.”
Thank you.
“I’ll wait until you take them off.”
No, you won’t.
“Then I can eat them now?”
No!
“Okay.”
Okay.
“I can wait.”
No, you can’t eat them at all!
“Oh. Okay.”
Thank you.
“How about now?”
Ugh. I’m going inside.
Hello, human.
Hi, Elwood.
Nice footwear.
Thank you, Elwood.
Tasty.
Dammit.
The Iggy Dialogues 